Lads Weekend next Thu to Wed (not a week) – The itinerary…

A frightening prospect: LT 27 Jan – 2 Feb 2011

Thursday

Ante Ski: Luton and Gatwick – Red Lion North terminal. Couple G&Ts on the flight

Grip onto dash board as Toffa tries to break the land speed record for middle aged

plump people; GVA to LT. Guess the temperature winner disputed (ongoing).

Night: Livewire at the Ski Lodge. Get hammered tell everyone we love them

Friday

Up at 7:00, back to bed at 07:10

Toffa has fit – out of bed at 07:15 breakfast – proper

Ski Higher for skis

[Our] First Lift and the Black Runs of 1850

Lunch: La Boulette 1650

Afternoon: “shall we just have one more bottle of red?” Eventually leave La Boulette

far too late, hammer it like mad to get back, scream under closing barriers.

Apres: posh 1850 Bring Your Sisters gig

Night: Rubik Cube Party with Langers and Trois tetes at La Taiga – get hammered …

we love you etc.

Saturday

Repeat of yesterday’s breakfast pantomime

First Lift – argue about taking the fastest or most enjoyable way to VT – Cus on

weak ground, Toffa cons him into near death experience.

Val Thorens day

Lunch: Facewest VT – monster Club Sandwich and chips

Apres: Sad Saturday Soccer Club: Ski Lodge

Night: Sledging 1550, then Ski Lodge and Hardcore Hen Night – normal

embarrassment ensues.

Sunday

Too messed up to cook breakfast – Sausage Shop bacon sarnies :0)

Thirty First lift – Toffa goes on and on about Grand Couloir – Cus takes one look and

tells him to get on with it. Toffa decides against it – end up on normal runs

Lunch: La Boulette again. Toffa tells everyone he would have done it if it wasn’t for

Cus. No wine today – blast over to Meribel side

Apres: Rond Pont – The Juke Box Mamas

Night: Toss the Boss in the Ski Lodge. Then Dinner followed by BYS at La Taiga

Monday

First lift and an introduction to Monday Club (pistes are for pussies)

Wake up at 10:00 realise it was a dream – crawl round apartment on knees trying to

get breakfast together.

Limp over to Mottaret

Lunch: Mottaret, Krab’s mates place

Crawl back to LT

Cus tells Toffa he’ll be five mins, “see you in Slodge” … sneaks off for little lie down.

Woken up by loudest, Geordie, drunken alarm clock in the Alps

Apres: Drift between Trois Tetes at La Taiga / 4 Play at the Chrome Bar – spread the

love

Dinner: Curry from Extreme Cuisine

Mon Night: Shooters Night in the Ski Lodge -. Surprise everyone by telling them how

much we love them.

Tuesday

Kalinka Chaos Special for breakfast – Cus realises hasn’t brushed teeth after last

night’s excesses – realise why lass in Bakery looked so poorly.

Talk about First Lift – after elevenses go over to 1650 for those runs we never do

Lunch: La Boulette 1650 – cos we love it there.

Afternoon hack about

Apres : BYS Lodge du Village. Shirts off (ooh, narsty). Have a Pizza. Get stranded –

Toffa calls out International Rescue.

Night: BYS Ski Lodge. Everyone avoiding us – obviously all loved out

Wednesday

Stick head in fridge and munch leftovers for breakfast.

Stay local cos its the last day

Toffa has screaming eppy as we try to get all the things fixed we had all week to sort.

Lunch: Pies in Ski Lodge. Farewells and exchange of insurance details, apologies

etc.

Apres: Drive to Geneva

Night: Luton and Gatwick

Countdown to next time starts ………