La Tania Seasonaire Awards 2024

Best Male Skier – Alfie

Best Female Skier – Jackie

Best Male Snowboarder – Jarvis

Best Female Snowboarder – Louise

Most Improved Male – Matteo

Most Improved Female – Nuala

Best Bar Person – Sophie

Extreme Drinker Male – Red Wine Chris

Extreme Drinker Female – Rachel

Best Alpine Band – Queens of the Snow Stage

Best Snow Dog – Betty

Most Fanciable Male – Matteo

Most Fanciable Female – Izzy P

Plonker of the Season – Lewis

Hero of the Season – Steve “Dada” Chef

La Tania Hall of Fame – Luke Eastwood

The other categories…

• Favourite Ski / Board – Atomic, Burton, Faction
• Favourite Snow Sports Brand – Arc’teryx, Dope
• Best Punters – Luke Family, Jo Family, None of them, Welsh Crew, Grace’s Dad, Derby Dads
• Worst Punters – Ex Seasonaires, Sons
• Best Company to work for – Ski Lodge, Ski Higher
• Worst Company to work for  – Ski Lodge, Ski Higher
• Most Accommodating Lady – J, R, T
• Male Whore – J, A
• Best Rumour – J 3some, J 3some, Chlamydia Everywhere
• Best Event / Party – BYS, Pirate Night, 30 Year Anniversary Celebration
• Best Crash / Idiotic Act – Charlie falling down LdV stairs
• Most Annoying Relationship – Various people involving J and/or T

Best Snog / Unusual Sex:

• 50 yr old married woman with husband…
• The MILF affair
• Lots of 3somes
• J and various Ski Lodge staff
• Piste Basher sex
• Guitar sex
• Various twins and brothers…

Your Confession:

• “I nicked the safe”
• “Revolverlites Affair”
• “Sex in Aquamotion”
• “I have a girlfriend in the UK”
• “Staff Chalet Orgy”
• “My bi-sexual curiosity has been satisfied”
• “Kissing too many people in Sully’s”

Any regrets:

• “Saying no to Anthony”
• “Saying no to Matteo”
• “Kissing Angus”
• “Should have skied more”
• “Sending drunken text messages”
• “Going to Shot Night every week”
• “Just Genepi”
• “Having a boyfriend in the UK”
• “Kissing too many people in Sully’s”

Favourite Season Saying:

• “Jink Ya Jink“
• “It’s Funny”
• “Can I Pet That Dog”?
• “Slay“
• “That’s Wack“