THE PUNTER 10th March 2002
from the 3rd edition
All the weeks Gossip from La Tania & Meribel Village
There's some pages missing - sober up Nic...
Seen on the Troika in the early hours of Wednesday morning ,stark bollock naked -The Welsh lads with Ski Beat chicks Kerry & Bob ! Sadly they both remained fully clothed ! Come on girls..if you want to get ahead -get naked !! The nude sledging club will be meeting every Tuesday night after kicking out time - a sock is allowed if you're feeling shy!
Sports round up
Baxter the bronze slalom medallist in the Olympics has tested positive for drugs,we at the punter say 'well done son'. It was probably some of the gear he took at that snowboarding party the night before !!
Wednesday 6th March saw the ChamJam contest over at the Grands Montets in Chamonix. Local dude Pat Sharples cracked his ribs,but carried on regardless. The locals from la Tania went over to savour the air of competion, but seemed to mainly savour the beers and fine women over at the ChamJam. Gibb spent an hour asking around for the 'Walkabout pub" after traipsing the streets he realised it was actually called "The Wallaby Pub" nice one Gibb.
Late Breaking News
Dave (Snowhassle) wins the wooden spoon for his rendition of Marvin Gaye's 'Sexual healing last night'. Everyone seemed to be getting there kit off both inside & outside, just who was that naked bloke messing around at the Sausage shop? Sandy made his debut on the 'pants only' oiled table surfing on Sat night (table 1),thank God his mates have gone home today !! Duncan managed to get his end away after a plea from within these pages, thankfully Roanne did the business and you can't wipe the smile off his face !!
FFS seem to be very friendly with a punter called Steve with a couple of the staff having a bit of rough & tumble with him this week (Kelly ,Tracy you bad girls!). Yurrie & Howie are still looking for the Swedish nude volleyball team from www.fishsafaris.com ..will their search ever end? A new foreign correspondent has joined The Punter team, more dirt from the UK coming soon !
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